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My Pick Up Artist System
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.Additional Tags: funny, modern, harem, r-18, dungeon, supernatural, litrpg, face smacking, weak to strong, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, yuri, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/7d35PHM (case-sensitive)Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.If you'd like to donate to the cultural cause: https://ko-fi.com/mpuasA big shounen thank you for the anime/manga cover character to https://www.deviantart.com/kirayamato74 and https://www.deviantart.com/gigame
- Chapter 1:Seduce or die
- Chapter 2:Divine Pick Up Line
- Chapter 3:Casanova enters the scene
- Chapter 4:The thong test
- Chapter 5:Meeting a master of seduction
- Chapter 6:We're stuck in caveman bodies
- Chapter 7:Unlocking achievements
- Chapter 8:Stat Growth Multiplier
- Chapter 9:Swole daddy
- Chapter 10:A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
- Chapter 11:Peacocking
- Chapter 12:What is attraction?
- Chapter 13:Jokes and stat bumps
- Chapter 14:Teasing
- Chapter 15:Otaku religion
- Chapter 16:What is charisma?
- Chapter 17:Stat gain is a hell of a drug
- Chapter 18:A bet to win the girl
- Chapter 19:Charismatic evolution!
- Chapter 20:The crucial moment
- Chapter 21:What is your life’s blueprint?
- Chapter 22:Stoned to death
- Chapter 23:The divine dao of face-slapping
- Chapter 24:Traumatizing a stranger
- Chapter 25:Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
- Chapter 26:Motivating a woman with words
- Chapter 27:Unlocking comfort
- Chapter 28:Destiny and spirit animals
- Chapter 29:Points-digger
- Chapter 30:Club Rat’s Fake ID
- Chapter 31:The dong game
- Chapter 32:Dungeon instance
- Chapter 33:Defusing obstacles
- Chapter 34:Wingman law
- Chapter 35:Dungeon Hidden Zone
- Chapter 36:Pigs get roasted
- Chapter 37:Dungeon event mini-boss
- Chapter 38:Dungeon break
- Chapter 39:First proper date
- Chapter 40:Baby in burning building
- Chapter 41:Lose the hair or lose your head
- Chapter 42:The positives of obliteration
- Chapter 43:Invincible opener
- Chapter 44:Crackheads want to eat swan meat
- Chapter 45:NASA’s lunar sex mission
- Chapter 46:Cultivation world of skanks
- Chapter 47:Boner justice
- Chapter 48:Crime of passion
- Chapter 49:First proper proper date
- Chapter 50:Neighborly love
- Chapter 51:Universal kissing signal
- Chapter 52:Smile like a doughnut
- Chapter 53:Batman enters an S&M club
- Chapter 54:Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!
- Chapter 55:Milf Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 56:A reward for a good boy (R-18)
- Chapter 57:Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 58:Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York
- Chapter 59:Achievement Hunter
- Chapter 60:First skill book
- Chapter 61:Heavenly treasures
- Chapter 62:Bendingo on a date
- Chapter 63:How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
- Chapter 64:Famous dating sim technique (R-18)
- Chapter 65:Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
- Chapter 66:Growth skill
- Chapter 67:Solo Leveling
- Chapter 68:What girls need
- Chapter 69:Finding the inner strength to get laid
- Chapter 70:Succubi are real?
- Chapter 71:Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger
- Chapter 72:Never give up your dream to deliver cream
- Chapter 73:What it takes to be an MC (R-18)
- Chapter 74:Karmic splooge
- Chapter 75:High Level Mystery Box
- Chapter 76:Living in a horror movie
- Chapter 77:Epic skill - Divine Line Generator
- Chapter 78:Textual intercourse
- Chapter 79:Three Minute Rule
- Chapter 80:Choosing the divine pick up line
- 81 White knight in plot armor
- 82 Chuuni showdown
- 83 Katie’s story
- 84 Pinkhead in bed
- 85 Sherlock and his pipe R-18
- 86 Testicular negotiations R-18
- 87 The whole points of the nu
- 88 Prizes, progress, and platinum hits
- 89 It's raining frats and dogs
- 90 Last day on Earth
- 91 Ben’s eulogy
- 92 Nymphomaniac
- 93 Breaking last minute resistance
- 94 Spanking the Miyuki R-18
- 95 Slaphappy R-18
- 96 68 and I owe you one R-18
- 97 Novice challenge updated
- 98 One last shot at destiny
- 99 Salvation or Damnation
- 100 Counting down to death
- 101 Ben the photographer
- 102 How to make her boyfriend jealous R-18
- 103 Last seconds of jizzlife R-18
- 104 Time’s up buttercup R-18
- 105 Male walk of shame
- 106 Novice Tutorial Mode has ended
- 107 Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us
- 108 The deadly omega
- 109 Become an Elite Alpha
- 110 Booty Ches
- 111 Flag System
- 112 Willy the Wheel of Fortune
- 113 Cornered and outnumbered
- 114 The fire rises
- 115 Isekai’d from embarrassmen
- 116 Women love drama
- 117 First date in a girl’s apartmen
- 118 You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid R-18
- 119 Just easin’ the tension, baby R-18
- 120 What to do with a virgin R-18
- 121 Won’t I get pregnant?
- 122 Outgrowing the newbie equips
- 123 Destiny or disaster
- 124 Starting MMA for safer cuckolding
- 125 Sex-men: First Class
- 126 An eye for talen
- 127 A showdown of the shvontz
- 128 Ben's gaming specialty
- 129 Hollywood style
- 130 Dating in the most unusual place
- 131 Edward Jizzerhands
- 132 Sexual urban legends R-18
- 133 The right answer to every woman’s true or false question R-18
- 134 Making war, not love R-18
- 135 Unlocking Love
- 136 Dreams of wish fulfillmen
- 137 The dao of plow
- 138 Ben the pyromancer
- 139 Asses to ashes, cussed to dus
- 140 Ben the poison-breathing dragon
- 141 The crippling of Ben
- 142 Porn with plo
- 143 This is the end
- 144 Ben the honor studen
- 145 Slapathon
- 146 How Ben defeated all cu*mers
- 147 Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connection
- 148 Empowerment through education R-18
- 149 Flipping the world upside down R-18
- 150 How to treat an M R-18
- 151 The circle of wife
- 152 Starting from the Willy
- 153 Making the money sho
- 154 C*ckupie Wall Stree
- 155 A professor's work-load
- 156 C*ck leaping over the dragon's gate
- 157 Ben's resume
- 158 The art of double-speak
- 159 The role of media in the world
- 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou
- 161 Letting it all hang ou
- 162 Never dawdle on a diddle
- 163 Corner condoms
- 164 PUA party
- 165 Fallout: New Pengas
- 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo
- 167 First day of wet work
- 168 First Tower Entry
- 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon
- 170 First corporate boss figh
- 171 Can't breathe, crushing weigh
- 172 Fool you once, game on you
- 173 A test that wasn't sh*
- 174 Olivia's Plan B
- 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18
- 176 An offer a man can't refuse
- 177 Spreading game addiction
- 178 Ben's haunting pas
- 179 Asexual? Kay, let's do i
- 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18
- 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18
- 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18
- 183 They parted as fiends
- 184 The power of trus
- 185 Updates and upgrades
- 186 Fiction is truthier than strange
- 187 Writer's block and dodging c*ck
- 188 Take the first step
- 189 The real king of shamelessness
- 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares
- 191 Ranked Tower Climber
- 192 Troll Army
- 193 Miyuki's trouble
- 194 Dark desires
- 195 Camila's dirty secre
- 196 You can't spell evolution without love...and nu
- 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18
- 198 Training done right R-18
- 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18
- 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18
- 201 Breaking her in R-18
- 202 It was a goop effort R-18
- 203 The existence of free willy
- 204 First epic achievemen
- 205 The magic of testosterone
- 206 MILF Hunter
- 207 Epic Booty Ches
- 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
- 209 New ability
- 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
- 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine
- 212 The power of confidence
- 213 Mind over splatter
- 214 What is value?
- 215 Raising your value
- 216 Negs vs. insults
- 217 MOBA, mo booty
- 218 The chaos of charisma
- 219 The perfect se
- 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating
- 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets
- 222 Ticking fart bomb
- 223 Defeating your own weakness
- 224 A big tip for a waitress
- 225 Hillbilly endurance trial
- 226 The haves vs. the have nuts
- 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore
- 228 Late and sloppy
- 229 Last chance for drunken romance
- 230 D*ck or die
- 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18
- 232 The tattoo of a memory
- 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes
- 234 Use Somebody
- 235 The slut factor
- 236 Katie the delivery girl
- 237 Zero Two-hands
- 238 Wartortle's perspective
- 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies
- 240 Fruit fighter
- 241 The art of MMA
- 242 Dojo detected
- 243 Martial beauty
- 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice
- 245 Revenge is best served bowled
- 246 After school special R-18
- 247 Sextra Credi
- 248 The rookie fights back
- 249 The Soul Crank
- 250 The losers' despicable counterattack
- 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.
- 252 It's shark week
- 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
- 254 Reality warping slap R-18
- 255 A slice of wife story R-18
- 256 Tina's d-termination R-18
- 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18
- 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck
- Chapter 259: Family feud, happily spewed
- Chapter 260: The reality of this world
- Chapter 261: Strength approaching world class
- Chapter 262: The best personal talen
- Chapter 263: The magic of games
- Chapter 264: Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty
- Chapter 265: One person's dream is another's nightmare
- Chapter 266: Dew as the animals do R-18
- Chapter 267: I am Jack's raging erection R-18
- Chapter 268: Manifest destiny R-18
- Chapter 269: Fariq's sacrifice
- Chapter 270: Sex artist
- Chapter 271: White belt vs. blue belt
- Chapter 272: A despicable genius
- Chapter 273: Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry
- Chapter 274: Pouty photoshoot
- Chapter 275: So shy it's cute
- Chapter 276: Seeking the professor's assistance
- Chapter 277: See, there are still good peepholes in the world (R-18)
- Chapter 278: Well-rounded academics (R-18)
- Chapter 279: A bookish d*cksposition (R-18)
- Chapter 280: In-stitution of higher yearning (R-18)
- Chapter 281: Spewniversity professor (R-18)
- Chapter 282: The student syrup-asses the teacher (R-18)
- Chapter 283: Top student, bottom student, any position student
- Chapter 284: Mythical tier
- Chapter 285: Mythical nut
- Chapter 286: Burrito investments
- Chapter 287: Fingered by fate
- Chapter 288: High quality model
- Chapter 289: Slap destiny
- Chapter 290: Time to get serious
- Chapter 291: Hidden magical wonders
- Chapter 292: Be yourself and roast the world
- Chapter 293: Friction
- Chapter 294: The water show (R-18)
- Chapter 295: Cumpeensation (R-18)
- Chapter 296: Burpin' the baby
- Chapter 297: Say...d*ck cheeseeee
- Chapter 298: OnlyFans Queen
- Chapter 299: What is art?
- Chapter 300: Flower power
- Chapter 301: A true worshipper
- Chapter 302: Simp slaughter
- Chapter 303: The broken and the damned
- Chapter 304: David and Goliath
- Chapter 305: A happy family
- Chapter 306: Climbing down the family tree
- Chapter 307: Messing with fate
- Chapter 308: Survival tactics
- Chapter 309: The key to quick hookups
- Chapter 310: Leaf it to me
- Chapter 311: Work hard, get hard(R-18)
- Chapter 312: Smellivator (R-18)
- Chapter 313: Ice ice baby
- Chapter 314: Oyakodon
- Chapter 315: D*ckplomatic relations
- Chapter 316: Spamming rewards
- Chapter 317: A true whoarder
- Chapter 318: Hope for humanity
- Chapter 319: The tournament begins
- Chapter 320: Divine mercy
- Chapter 321: Ben the gravedigger
- Chapter 322: Humans vs. Dragons
- Chapter 323: Doorway to the future
- Chapter 324: Man vs. Midge
- Chapter 325: Finals star
- Chapter 326: A champion emerges
- Chapter 327: Witness me
- Chapter 328: A cuckold“s revenge
- Chapter 329: KOF champion
- Chapter 330: Goals and asspirations
- Chapter 331: Art, truth, wisdom
- Chapter 332: D-livery
- Chapter 333: How to be a badass
- Chapter 334: The champion mindse
- Chapter 335: -Dimensional maneuvering
- Chapter 336: The art of striking
- Chapter 337: Danger and liability
- Chapter 338: A prodigy“s moves
- Chapter 339 Post-workout meal
- Chapter 340 Valentina’s sneak attack
- Chapter 341 Ben’s c*nterattack
- Chapter 342 Always have a backup
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